pretend you’re grating a carrot with your teeth.
mail me my glass dildos already yeni.
A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.
She said “You like being unhappy, don’t you? It’s the mythology of Jayson.”
I replied with laughter, as if to say “You’re right, you got me.” But my laughter wasn’t some cool acceptance on my part. It was more a sad acknowledgment that I’m trapped by my ability to perpetually sabotage anything good that has ever entered my life. Which of course, included her.
I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.